GUYS will always be guys
Saturday, November 04, 2006
mood: BLOATED. like nuts
music: my own singing :D
music: my own singing :D
i think im only primary 4 when i realise this problem with guys.
they tend to look in a way of a girl in short shorts, or short skirts. as long as you know, its short.
if the girl doesnt look exactly very pleasant in it, they would look away in disgust or forget what they see after a few words of very mean insults.
if the girl is hot, they will continue oggling like a chikopek, which to me, is terribly disgusting.
i used to think that there isnt a big deal about this sorta thing. because you know, opposites attract. my head turn to guys with cool spikey hair with a golden tan and...if not better, they can smell like marshmellows too...*starts to digress*
QIXUAN: why do guys like girls in short skirts?
RUSSELL: well, i dono. maybe they are just made like that
philosophical! claps for rus.
to people that finish reading this and are starting to think a little too far. i did not blog about this because i had fallen victim, BECAUSE i DONT wear short skirts, neither do i wear short shorts, okay! there's nth wrong with it, i just dont do it, tts all (:
therefore, im not talking from first hand experience. but im talking from RICH second hand experience. so dont say that my stand has no credibility.
okay fine, it isnt a big deal. its just nature and how things are meant to be. even if it repulses me. its nature, just like how dung beetles consume shit.
just as natural, just as disgusting to me.
fine, guys stare all you want. the most i'll just get reminded of dung beetles.
if money fall from trees:
then qixuan will grow a tree, which she'll affectionately call, tree, which she allows to live in a secret corner of her balcony.
qixuan will shower it with her utmost care, giving it water, nutrients, lots of love and the tropical sunshine of sunny singapore!
in turn, tree the tree shall give back qixuan love, oxygen, and
FREAKIN LOTS OF MONEY
*qixuan secretly dances around*
then qixuan shall sit under tree for money to fall, she'll pick them and keep them in a box. the box will be of the highest technology and cannot be opened by anyone except her.
3 adorable guard dogs, called dog1, dog2 and dog3 will also be stationed to guard her precious tree and the high tech box filled with money.
when qixuan got lots of money, she gets to buy nice things. and she'll be happy.
and she'll buy stuff for people, to make them happy. then she'll be even happier.
and when she's happy, tree the tree would be happy, and grow more money.
and when tree the tree grows more money, qixuan will be the happiest girl in the world.
qixuan will be a happy human girl.
tree will be a happy tree.
i will break out of my poverty cycle. and be a happy girl FOREVER.
and everyone will live happily ever after...
fairytale indeed.
money is the root of all evil.