you wish you're a girl, then damn you
Saturday, November 11, 2006
which guy in the world who is reading my blog.
wana switch body with me for a day?
the reason why qixuan comes out in the middle of the night, risking waking my parents up to scream and holler at me, is for one reason
i have a damn confession to make. and that, do not laugh.
it may sound funny, but im serious.
since i was young, ive always have thoughts and wishes that i am somehow, borned as a guy
but imagine, if ure a guy:
1) you dont have to frikkin worry about what you eat, guys usually have high metabolism rmb? and even if ure fat, you'll still look cute and huggable. not like girls that have to binge just to make themselves attractive. OMG, that SUCKS. people live to eat you know!
and girls that are not of a very desirable figure cant squeeze themselves into good clothes, and when they try their best, they get criticized on the streets, by who? by GUYS. guys get to wear nice clothes, as long as they can afford it, and have a good fashion taste. they look well groomed just by having great hair and good clothes on their bodies. u think? girls, its SOOO hard...
2) girls, you need to understand lots of 'girls politics' thing, and its hard to just 'get along with everyone'. but count myself lucky that i am in cedar, and have a great bunch of cool friends. if not, i think this would be a massive problem. guys are hard to please, but once u succeed, you gain yourself a brother for a lifetime.
3) girls are insecure creatures that are afraid of going everywhere alone. whenever im alone outside and see a pal, she will ask me why am i alone tt sorta thing. maybe if im a guy, nobody frikkin care. and i think that if im a guy and i shop and do stuff alone, i wont look like a LONER, i'll in fact look cool.
4) girls, you need a bunch of good looks, good figure, or at least some sense of knowing how to doll yourself up in order to look attractive and good. and then guys will like you. but for guys, thanks to the deep matured understanding of girls, girls look beyond just looks and they are able to appreciate the inner beauty of guys. and sometimes, you realise girls fall from guys more of 'charismatic', then 'good-looking'. when a guy have a sense of humour, or maybe an air of 'coolness', girls will put him on the wanted list.
look at my guy friends, ONE TOLD ME BEFORE THAT HE HATES GIRLS THAT CAN OUTTALK HIM AND ARE WITTY. cos they make him look dumb. i feel like calling him to marry a rock. i can offer to paint on realistic facial features to the best of my artistic ability.
guys like pretty girls that they can show, protect and exhibit their masculinity and 'ability to win a pretty apple'. while girls like comforting guys that secure them and give them love. we can BE NICE AND LOVE PEOPLE, but we cant change the way we look. how very unfair...
5) usually, you hear the case of GUYS ARE JERKS. not GIRLS ARE JERKS. okay, maybe girls are petty and push the blame to guys whenever things crop up. but born into the girls community, ive heard of extreme cases of JERKY guys, but rarely heard of jerky girls. so if you tell me, do you wana be a girl and be with a jerk, or do u wan to be the jerk and be with a girl.
duh, i want to be the jerk.
when i was 7, i asked my mom. why must girls give birth, and why must they have boobs.
my mom told me this is how nature is. like girls have to give birth to a baby, feed the baby, look after the baby.
and guys have to go to the NS, protect the family, and earn money for the family as well.
i then ask her whether she ever hoped she can let my daddy give birth and she go and work someday. maybe a change would be cool. well, as expected, she ignored me.
it made me think, maybe standing in the 'macho' and 'protective' side would be nice too.
like i told dionne, i'll be a macho girl, and i'll marry a guniang boy. then i can protect him and give him security. sounds gross? okay, trust me, this exist.
to many, being a girl is great.
oh yakyak, talk about shopping, dressing up, gushing at cute guys, and having sweet friends that gives you hugs and flood you with valentine's presents is definitely a good thing.
being a guy may means being strong, acting tough all the time even when you're weak inside. being a guy means you cant really have someone you can really relate to, because guys as egoistic creatures naturally, do not exactly like sharing their stuff. this means, heart diseases, and less days living in this world, filled with rainbows, fluffy bunnies and daffodils.
okay wadever. maybe on second thoughts, being a girl is great too. im born this way, i should be happy. love my girl-friends, love my life being a GIRL. oh yay.
AIYAH, be girl la. be guniang girl, okay? bras unite! unite...
wana switch body with me for a day?
the reason why qixuan comes out in the middle of the night, risking waking my parents up to scream and holler at me, is for one reason
i have a damn confession to make. and that, do not laugh.
it may sound funny, but im serious.
since i was young, ive always have thoughts and wishes that i am somehow, borned as a guy
but imagine, if ure a guy:
1) you dont have to frikkin worry about what you eat, guys usually have high metabolism rmb? and even if ure fat, you'll still look cute and huggable. not like girls that have to binge just to make themselves attractive. OMG, that SUCKS. people live to eat you know!
and girls that are not of a very desirable figure cant squeeze themselves into good clothes, and when they try their best, they get criticized on the streets, by who? by GUYS. guys get to wear nice clothes, as long as they can afford it, and have a good fashion taste. they look well groomed just by having great hair and good clothes on their bodies. u think? girls, its SOOO hard...
2) girls, you need to understand lots of 'girls politics' thing, and its hard to just 'get along with everyone'. but count myself lucky that i am in cedar, and have a great bunch of cool friends. if not, i think this would be a massive problem. guys are hard to please, but once u succeed, you gain yourself a brother for a lifetime.
3) girls are insecure creatures that are afraid of going everywhere alone. whenever im alone outside and see a pal, she will ask me why am i alone tt sorta thing. maybe if im a guy, nobody frikkin care. and i think that if im a guy and i shop and do stuff alone, i wont look like a LONER, i'll in fact look cool.
4) girls, you need a bunch of good looks, good figure, or at least some sense of knowing how to doll yourself up in order to look attractive and good. and then guys will like you. but for guys, thanks to the deep matured understanding of girls, girls look beyond just looks and they are able to appreciate the inner beauty of guys. and sometimes, you realise girls fall from guys more of 'charismatic', then 'good-looking'. when a guy have a sense of humour, or maybe an air of 'coolness', girls will put him on the wanted list.
look at my guy friends, ONE TOLD ME BEFORE THAT HE HATES GIRLS THAT CAN OUTTALK HIM AND ARE WITTY. cos they make him look dumb. i feel like calling him to marry a rock. i can offer to paint on realistic facial features to the best of my artistic ability.
guys like pretty girls that they can show, protect and exhibit their masculinity and 'ability to win a pretty apple'. while girls like comforting guys that secure them and give them love. we can BE NICE AND LOVE PEOPLE, but we cant change the way we look. how very unfair...
5) usually, you hear the case of GUYS ARE JERKS. not GIRLS ARE JERKS. okay, maybe girls are petty and push the blame to guys whenever things crop up. but born into the girls community, ive heard of extreme cases of JERKY guys, but rarely heard of jerky girls. so if you tell me, do you wana be a girl and be with a jerk, or do u wan to be the jerk and be with a girl.
duh, i want to be the jerk.
when i was 7, i asked my mom. why must girls give birth, and why must they have boobs.
my mom told me this is how nature is. like girls have to give birth to a baby, feed the baby, look after the baby.
and guys have to go to the NS, protect the family, and earn money for the family as well.
i then ask her whether she ever hoped she can let my daddy give birth and she go and work someday. maybe a change would be cool. well, as expected, she ignored me.
it made me think, maybe standing in the 'macho' and 'protective' side would be nice too.
like i told dionne, i'll be a macho girl, and i'll marry a guniang boy. then i can protect him and give him security. sounds gross? okay, trust me, this exist.
to many, being a girl is great.
oh yakyak, talk about shopping, dressing up, gushing at cute guys, and having sweet friends that gives you hugs and flood you with valentine's presents is definitely a good thing.
being a guy may means being strong, acting tough all the time even when you're weak inside. being a guy means you cant really have someone you can really relate to, because guys as egoistic creatures naturally, do not exactly like sharing their stuff. this means, heart diseases, and less days living in this world, filled with rainbows, fluffy bunnies and daffodils.
okay wadever. maybe on second thoughts, being a girl is great too. im born this way, i should be happy. love my girl-friends, love my life being a GIRL. oh yay.
AIYAH, be girl la. be guniang girl, okay? bras unite! unite...
